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Queer Eye for the Straight Gal
“You know what, I will bet there’s hard wood floor under here. We should tear this carpet up!”
“You guys would know about tearing up carpets”
Oh my womb! My fertile birth canal, shooting life and blood and death in one clenching orgasm of creaation!
LOL. I die.
(Source: s15.zetaboards.com, via feyminism)
ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH
Queer Eye for the Straight Gal “You know what, I will bet there’s hard wood floor under here. We should tear this carpet...
Amy Poehler omg THINK FAST
WHERE ARE YOUR DILDOS???
“OH, my womb! My furtive birth canal!”