what's in the middle |
new. bored. young. happy and a tiny bit confused. |
I want to love you forever
(Source: peachypackrat, via 10knotes)
(Source: yrmomschesthair, via fuckcapitalism)
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| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
Something I had to watch in class a while back and using it for studying purposes now.
“Listen you fucking crackhead”
“It’s people like you that make me want to suck on the barrel of a shot gun while getting an enema of Jack Daniels listening to that annoying Justin Bieber kid talk about the Twilight movie”
Ish. This video is so random and retarded. I love it
URGH. I melt.
(Source: randy-randy)
Cos I’m retarded
And really, it’s not like I don’t study regularly - how can there still be so much to do? This is nonsense okay, if this means I have to study more it’d mean giving up sleep the whole of next semester.
And yes I stress. I am stressing - it’s not that hard. I know I can pass but I just can’t settle with that and I won’t allow myself to. Nnenenene bye
But for the first time in a long time, I think I am actually going to sit for a couple of papers this week - not knowing jack shit
Maybe I’ll pull it off in the next 24 hours
Maybe I won’t
I don’t know why Monash likes to leave the toughest chapters to the end. And a week before study break while you make me sit for useless ass workshop 10% papers and what not - lectures are still going on. And it would be fine if a lecture took an hour to cover - but no, writing shit ass notes on it takes about 2 hours or more for one lecture.
And I have like 10 lectures more NO WAIT MORE THAN THAT WTF and one week and four subjects with a million slides to cover.
Let the anxiety attacks begin

LMFAO
(Source: concupisco, via 10knotes)
So if I ever had to wear one of these caps, it’d be this one.
So my picture from the Lapsap Private Party in Jan came out on Juice Mag. Except that my name is Chiq and my peberet four letter word is Hope.
Quite sure I said it was fuck.
LOL.
| Sister: | I don't know what ... looks like. |
| Me: | The cute one. Mhmmm. Hahahhaa |
| Sister: | But he used to fuck the hipster bicycle. Eeyeerrh |
| Me: | Yeah |
| Sister: | You'd get fixie stds |
| Me: | ... |
(Source: captainbandito)
(via fuckyeahdita)
my feet tattoos x) I hate feet in general but these tattoos made me actually like my feet a little. Funny thing.
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